Happy Thanksgiving to all you three readers out there today. In the spirit of the holiday, I have made a list of all the things I am thankful for, in order of thankfulness, from most to least. Here it is:
1. Regrowth of my eyebrows since ACCIDENTALLY over tweezing
2. Perry
3. Michael Jackson
4. Friends/Family
5. Not having HPV
6. My job
7. Ebay
8. Being a wonderful listener and friend
9. Celebrities
10. My nose job
11. My landlord renting my apartment to me again at a lower rent
12. Bret Michaels
13. Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
14. More insider reports on Scientology
15. Compliments
16. Noticeable lessening of my prune chin due to cumulative effects of Botox over time
17. Vacations
18. My parents finally stopping trying to suggest that I should go back to working in a law firm
19. Looking better than most of the people I went to high school with
20. The American Express smiley face commercial
21. Dog shows
What are you thankful for? Tomorrow I will post a comprehensive list of things that are still left to complain about.
Thursday, November 26, 2009
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3 comments:
You have 4 readers now! Me, from Liverpool, UK! Happy Thanksgiving Day x
p.s. I would appreciate it if you would stay out of my brainbox and stop blogging my thoughts, muchos grassy ass (grassy ass....really? Shocking!)
I'm thankful this blog is starting to become more regular again.
I'm not thankful for the clip show of the biggest loser on tuesday.
Can you add "being child-free"? I just spent a week with a one-year-old and I am thankful for sleep.
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