Smet

Smut

Rock of Love Charm School alerted me to a dangerous new line of clothing out there, Smet. If the clothes look familiar to you, it's because they are IDENTICAL TO ED HARDY and are, in fact by the same evil mastermind who is responsible for Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier, Mr. Christian Audigier himself. The only difference I can see between the lines is that Ed Hardy focuses on tigers with daggers in their eyes, and Smet has no tigers, just the regular old skulls and daggers, roses, angel wings etc. I have no idea what it is supposed to mean. For $77, you can identify with homeless people by wearing a crystal-encrused trucker hat that says "Born on the Street," because bums usually have $77 to spare on idiotic clothing. This line appears to be equally as ridiculous as Ed Hardy and I urge everyone not to be deceived by it or race out and buy this crap just because Bret Michaels will be wearing it on Rock of Love Bus 3 which I greatly look forward to.