Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Unacceptable: Biggest Loser Romances

Logistically impossible

Yesterday, I went to the Us Magazine site as usual to ensure that no celebrity news had happened overnight, and I was assaulted with the horrifying news that Rebecca and Christian Daniel from the Biggest Loser are now “dating.” I'm happy that they've "found love" or whatever and they seem like decent people but could anything be more disgusting. Two regular sized people touching each other is already disgusting, but add in obesity, loose skin flapping everywhere and nothing could be worse. If they are touching each other, it should happen in private in the dead of night with parkas on and there shouldn’t be an entire article TALKING about how much they talk with each other and “connect.” I do not want to hear that and frankly neither does America.


MV said...

I have to say, Rebecca looks amazing! Seriously. Did you see her on Leno? She looked like a completely diffent person, from her face to her arms. But she worked out 6 hours a day, which no one has time to do when you have a job. It says that she's a student. 6 hours a day! That's practically a full-time job.

subdividedkid said...

yeah. i love how they are like, "you can do this america! get off the couch! work out! Get thin!"

and meanwhile, work out in a gym for 8 hours and eat every 2 or 3 hours.

If I had hours and hours of time to spare during the week to work and eat right, I would be the most gorgeous person in Chicago. But turns out-- my job won't even let me go to the bathrom when I need to go. I have 4 minutes every 50 minutes to do that.

Aliza said...

got a craving for something sweet? Instead of ice cream, you should a 5 calorie stick of Extra gum.