The Ides of May

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Tomorrow is the single most important day of the year. That's right - it's my "25th" birthday, and it is really remarkable how I get more amazing and beautiful with each passing year.
Every year mom asks me what I want and usually I say "nothing" which is obvious a monstrous lie, but this year I took the time out from my exceedingly busy schedule to compile a list of things that I deem acceptable presents that show adequate respect for such a sacred occasion. Click above to see the list.