Friday, May 15, 2009

Happy 29th Birthday, Self


365 days until I turn 30 and then it's REALLY over. But in the mean time, I'll fiddle while Rome burns. Happy birthday, Marin. I've managed to remain unemployed for 350 days and that is nothing to sneer at.

May the next year bring me, as always, obscene wealth, everlasting fame and true love's kiss, and may this birthday also bring me a present in the form of at least 2 carat diamond studs. Last year I believe I asked for 1 carat but since the studs were not purchased for me at that time, I have had to increase my asking size due to inflation and interest rates.

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