Thursday, November 20, 2008

It Has Come To This

See post below for ultimatum details

Um, people are reading this blog. I know this because there's a sitemeter on the right hand column and you're living in Narnia if you think I don't check that shit every hour day. And yet, no one comments. People just take take take like I'm giving away free words and act like I'm unemployed which I happen to be and that I have absolutely nothing better to do than occasionally amuse people, and yet you readers stingily do not posts comments or send me emails. For instance, my post on open positions in my Facebook cabinet? ONLY ONE PERSON APPLIED. Is that a joke? Not acceptable. Frankly I am offering up dream jobs with outrageously amazing pay* and everyone is acting like their resumes are so chock full of executive experience that they could not possibly benefit from a job IN A CABINET. And so it has come to me begging people to comment on the posts which I am prepared to back up with the threat of NEVER POSTING AGAIN** and THEN WE'LL SEE WHO SUFFERS.




* pending
** likely empty threat

10 comments:

Aliza said...

Dad holds the title for King of Empty Threats, not you.

Emily Derksen said...

SO I have been rieading your posts, I actuallly went back and rea every one you ever wrote, for I find you quite amusing and an important part of my day, thank you for you wit and humour you make my computer time that much beetter, but i would like to mention, that it is a privelege to have peopl ecomment on your posts not a right, just because the option is there does not make it manditory, so even though I have posted on more than countabe on current hands times, I feel the need for a coment demand.

Mike said...

OK, I'll say, "Hello." I found your blog via Above The Law. I think you should have won that contest. Been following your blog since.

Your blog is hilarious. I'm still bitter you did not win the ATL contest, and I think you were somehow cheated. I do not like the political slant the current editor has given the site.

Robespierre said...

Thanks, Mike & Emily. Sometimes it feels like writing a post is like sending my resume into outer space. It's good to know that someone's out there reading. :)

Mike said...

I'd comment more, but then I'd think you'd find it weird that your best friend's little brother reads your blog every day. If I was you, I sure would... but of course, I find me weird at all times.

Mel said...

as if! i comment here, but do you comment on my blog? i think not.

no matter -- there is no keeping score in the world of narnia.

subdividedkid said...

I would have applied, and I would definitely comment everyday, but I fear your sister would get even more jealous than she is now of how hi-larious I think your blog is, and how I talk about it all the time to my friends and my cat.

I think Leez is a true genius, and no one can ever replace her hilarity and comedic genius, our college Narnia fraternity skits, or our constant love of making fun of Sandra Bullock, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Jewish boys. I'm sorry I cannot apply to your legacy.

But I definitely do comment often.

manolosonamission.com said...

I read you everyday from Timbuktu in Africa! Started following when I lived in NYC and still find you hilarious.

The only frog with his own blog said...

As I am apparently the only person who applied for a position, it stings extra sharp to have not heard back..

But not sharp enough to remove my application... when do we find out?

Gonz'oh said...

If there is a spot for "coffee mug" or "cereal bowl" in your cabinet, I'm in there like swimwear!