Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Bacherlorette Wedding: Anger Level Increasing AGAIN

"Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless."
-Sophia, Golden Girls

If you're wondering why I haven't been posting that much lately, I would say that it is mainly due to People's infuriating coverage of Bachelorette Deanna Fattass' impending marriage to Jesse Czsznisznak. As you may recall, I have previously described my anger about this here, when People insisted on publishing a picture of DeAnna trying on wedding dresses. Well, they just won't leave well enough alone because yesterday they posted THIS article about how DeAnna and Jesse are just soooo busy and that they're "scaling back" (or as ESL student DeAnna says, "breaking down") their wedding from 400 people to less. If they expect me to believe that they have 400 friends, they're living in Narnia and obviously just inviting random people out the phone book and getting ABC to pay for it. They are also living in Narnia if they expect people to believe that they are ridiculously busy, seeing as Jesse is a professional snowboarder and DeAnna is like a Weichert Realtors agent and last time I checked there was no snow out yet and the real estate market was shitty.

[Image via People]

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