oh Lord I had to buy another one sushi tonight. And it wasn't cheap sushi either. But at least I am home early enough that there are still 12000 other ones still signed on jdate. Here fishy fishy. Kosher fishes only! Shiksa need not apply.
I'm a lawyer living in NYC. I have a dog, a great group of friends, an inferiority/superiority complex (depending on the situation), and dreams of writing a book. I am trying to do more stand-up comedy and I will be very insulted when people don't show up because I'm pretty shamazing.
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That is SO funny! I can't believe thats really on the site! And woody allen!!!
oh Lord I had to buy another one sushi tonight. And it wasn't cheap sushi either. But at least I am home early enough that there are still 12000 other ones still signed on jdate. Here fishy fishy. Kosher fishes only! Shiksa need not apply.
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