I'll hopefully be seeing you guys later today, OR ELSE
May this day bring you, but more importantly me, giant flower arrangements, cards from Hallmark that play music, delicious chocolate, wads of cash and expen$$$$ive jewelery. And if it doesn't, someone will be very, very sorry and I have a feeling there will be some changes around here.
I'm a lawyer living in NYC. I have a dog, a great group of friends, an inferiority/superiority complex (depending on the situation), and dreams of writing a book. I am trying to do more stand-up comedy and I will be very insulted when people don't show up because I'm pretty shamazing.