Thankfully, my friends are always on the lookout for jobs for me, which helps in my all points assault on my unemployment status. I have long complained about my prune chin, which I botox for deprunization but unfortunately has the side effect of paralyzing my smile for 3 months and making me look like I have bells palsy. It's a price I'm willing to pay to eliminate the dreaded prune, but it looks like Ariel just sent me an answer to my prayers, from Craigslist:
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Date: 2009-02-20, 4:22PM EST
Do you hate your chin? Nat'l TV Show wants to know!
It's a part of your body you might not think about unless it's a problem – your chin! Do you feel like your chin is so sharp that it almost comes to a point? Do you have small bumps on your chin that you feel like everyone can see? Is your jaw so pronounced that you don't even feel feminine? If you'd love to some help to make your chin look fabulous, let us know! E-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org with your name, age, phone number, and a recent photo (if possible). We hope to hear from you!
I am applying right now. Not kidding.