Monday, January 26, 2009
Emergency Update: Nikki from The Bachelor
The Bachelor, that Nikki the amphibian CUTS HER SIDEBURNS. Repeat: Nikki CUTS HER SIDEBURNS. In her updo it was revealed beyond a reasonable doubt that she in fact has sideburns that go down her cheeks, part of which she lasers and the other part which she ARBITRARILY CUTS into SIDEBURNS. I appreciate your attention to this matter.