Perhaps I spoke too soon about not being able to find a job, as Tiffany sent me this amazing one which I will most certainly apply to. From a posting on Craigslist:
Aspiring R&B singer/rapper needs an entourage to help with entrances and 'causing a scene'
- Experience in dance a plus
- Male and female accepted
- Attire will be provided
- Aspiring singers and actors need not apply (not looking for competition)
- Positive outlook a MUST
- Thirst for danger also a major plus
- Must work Nights and Weekends
This is not your normal job! applicants must be SERIOUS about being part of something bigger than themself (my posse)!
The light of heart need not apply!