Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Ted Kennedy Collapses

The "Lion of the Senate" collapsed from a seizure yesterday at a luncheon for newly elected President Obama in what can only be described as a desperate attempt to steal the spotlight. Seriously, this reminded me of 6th grade gym class when it was my turn to jump over the pummel horse in my new Mickey Mouse shorts and Danit pretended to faint because of low blood sugar. She just couldn't let me have my moment, she had to take it from me by force.

Before I get millions of hate comments (read: two hate comments), I'm not suggesting that Ted Kennedy could control the seizure, and I'm not suggesting that he's faking a brain tumor; I'm just saying that the timing is a little suspicious.

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