Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Countdown to Being Discovered: Days 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 & 10

March 7, 2009: Re-ordered eyelid drooping cream, as eye situation appears dire.

March 8, 2009: Pressed face against sheet of white paper and created a beautiful oil painting.

March 9, 2009: Drank a glass of sangria and felt repulsed after eating the soggy fruit in it.

March 10, 2009: Picked hair out of Perry's right ear with a tweezer and admired the crust which smelled vaguely of yeast.

March 11, 2009: Watched The Biggest Loser on DVR and made detailed plans to visit the set and drag useless Ron off myself.

March 12, 2009: Used two sets of Crest Whitening strips back to back today and believed that teeth became at least 3 shades whiter than before.

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