Monday, March 23, 2009

Lack of Posts

You may have noticed that I haven't been posting on here that much in the last week. Well, at least one of you has noticed and harassed me about it on Facebook. If you like the blog, then you shoulda put a ring on it.

In any event, I haven't been posting because I've been "busy" doing "other "paying" jobs. Not that this blog hasn't made me rich as a Nazi with people wildly clicking on all the Google AdSense JDate ads on the side. Also, I haven't been feeling that inspired or hilarious lately, so I got paranoid that I was falling into a depression, which made me even more paranoid because I don't have health insurance to get the medication to treat the drepression, and then I got annoyed because not that I have the option to do so, but I didn't want to have to go back on Lexapro I basically spent 8 months weaning myself off of it according to the plan prescribed to me by myself which involved taking the 15 10 milligram pills I had left since I quit my job in May, breaking them in half to 5 milligram pills, taking one of those every several days until I felt I was less depressed than 5 milligrams, and then taking a kitchen knife and chopping them up to 2.5 milligrams, and so on and so forth until I was literally eating the Lexapro dust out of the bottle like it was Fun Dip and I was in 5th grade.

I FINALLY settled the matter today by purchasing another bottle of Nordic Naturals Fish Oil, which I've taken before and highly recommend for its psychosomatic effects, which I had put off buying because it costs $12.99 and some of don't have that kind of cash just lying around.


subdividedkid said...

Oh my, I'm so glad you're back.

I would like to request another live posting session during an America's Next Top Model Ep or possibly a rousing episode of TOUGH LOVE which is by far the most hilarious, degrading, and poorly script-edited show on VH1.

Can I get a second, third, and fourth from the other readers, please? This has got to happen sooner rather than never.

Yaz said...

Please - ANTM!! :) You are very funny, could you please resume daily or twice daily posting so that I can have something to do at work besides work? K thanks.

Seeking said...

yay! i'm so glad you are back and ready to go! how about amazing race? so many ppl to make fun of, so little time. thanks!