Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Necessary and Sufficient Codicil


After consulting with Risa, I think it may be necessary to add a codicil to the "Necessary and Sufficient" post by putting my boyfriend criteria in order from 1 to 10, 1 being 100% critical dealbreaker and 10 being profoundly important.

1. Slamming body but not too jacked
2. Is not a jerk or douchebag
3. Finds me hilarious
4. Hilarious
5. Above 5'8
6. Loves dogs
7. Compliments me profusely
8. Has square or chiseled jaw
9. Has majority of hair left on head
10. Filthy rich
11. Will occasionally entertain discussions about celebrities


1 comment:

JC said...

OK. Let's linearly scale the attributes in the order you described. So body is #1 and gets 17% weight (or 11/66) and jerk is #2 and gets 15% weight (or 10/66) and so on. So sum of the weights is 100%. Let's also give the attributes a trinary scoring system: 1 = yes, 0.5 = kind of, 0 = no. Total score is 100%. So we have a pretty fair weighting and scoring system.
1. 1
2. 0.5
3. 1
4. 1
5. 1
6. 0
7. 1
8. 0.5
9. 1
10. 1
11. 1

Score is 80%, still not too bad.