Friday, July 11, 2008

Is Envious of Others

Post loss of ABC-sponsored personal trainer and spray tan artist

Well, in keeping with my NPD diagnosis, I have located this alarming site and my jealousy and rage are currently at extreme levels. I'm not sure what else to say other than I believe DeAnna and Jesse's wedding is going to be at the same resort in the Bahamas where they "first fell in love" and if that's the case, if you need me on May 9, 2009 I will be at the Our Lucaya resort in the Bahamas, wearing a trenchcoat and mustache and standing behind a potted plant monitoring the ceremony.

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