Recently I was trying to make plans with a friend, and she told me that she was busy for the next 13 days. It was May 7 when I tried to make the plans, and she told me that the next time she was free to meet was May 20. Let me just clarify that she wasn't going on vacation anywhere, she was just otherwise busy for the next 312 hours. Personally, I find it hard to believe that for 13 days she ran around without having showered or brushing her teeth and wearing a diaper because there was not a single minute to spare.
Look, I understand being occupied at work or watching auctions on ebay or having to watch certain shows on tv at certain times, but I'm sorry because no one is busy for 13 days straight and it just makes you look ridiculous to even claim that you are 100% booked during that time. Basically that means that you would get up in the morning, eat breakfast for an hour, commute to work, work for 12 hours, immediately go home, work on work at home and fall directly into bed where you do more work and then get up and do it again for 12 more days. Um, this makes no sense and if anyone has done this it would probably set the Guiness Book of World Records for most ridiculous thing ever, along with those fat twins on scooters.