I will be "27"
Tomorrow is the greatest day of the year as it is my birthday. Megan calls me the Birthday Nazi because on my birthday, anyone who is friends with me and wants to continue being friends with me must a) call me, b) send me flowers and c) compliment me on something.
Beyond tomorrow just being the most amazing day of the year because it was the day I was born, I also have very exxxciting news that I will reveal tomorrow. I have never kept a secret for so long and I'm like shitting myself over here but I assure you the news is glorious.